{"id":735,"date":"2020-06-23T20:41:36","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T01:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/?p=735"},"modified":"2020-06-24T16:48:04","modified_gmt":"2020-06-24T21:48:04","slug":"to-a-mouse-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/2020\/06\/to-a-mouse-two\/","title":{"rendered":"To A Mouse Two"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">You sneaky, wily, repulsive being!\nYou stunk up my cabinet with your poop and peeing!\nDid ya think you'd get away Scott-free?\nThat I'd never look in here for a DVD?\nSo now, I've mopped the cabinet out.\nAnd mined with mousetraps inside-out,\nThat executed your inquisitive snout,\nYou filthy bastard...\n\nAs I take you out in a Walmart sack,\nstill in the trap, to the bin out back,\nI've hopes our fates will not align.\nI'll be spared the virus this time.\nYou'll take your ride to the incinerator,\nwhile I forgo the ventilator.\nNope. It's not fair. Who said it would be?\nIt's a time for those without empathy.\nAnd no compassion.\n\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You sneaky, wily, repulsive being! You stunk up my cabinet with your poop and peeing! Did ya think you&#8217;d get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[53,52],"tags":[55,54,57,56],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parody","category-poetry","tag-parody","tag-poetry","tag-burns","tag-mice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":754,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}