{"id":217,"date":"2011-05-21T15:39:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/2011\/05\/21\/a-nice-day-for-a-rapture\/"},"modified":"2011-05-21T15:39:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-21T15:39:00","slug":"a-nice-day-for-a-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/2011\/05\/a-nice-day-for-a-rapture\/","title":{"rendered":"A Nice Day for a Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overcast, not too warm yet. OK, let&#8217;s see some neighbors casting off their earthly husks and joining the celestial flight. I know I won&#8217;t be going, but let&#8217;s take an inventory. To my left (my computer faces West) is the Butcher Boy Burgers restaurant. As if the name weren&#8217;t enough, I don&#8217;t think Jerry&#8217;s going. His lawn keeper, perhaps. That strapping black man trying to make a buck, mowing in the dead of night, perhaps he&#8217;s the apple of Almighty&#8217;s eye. When I call bullshit on the lateness of his mowing hours, he jumps off his tractor saying in that James Jones baritone, &#8220;now, don&#8217;t curse me.&#8221; To my right, another mowin&#8217; maniac, lives Bob. Like many around here, he&#8217;s retired Air Force. Although &#8216;peace is their profession,&#8217; I doubt that a maker of war, even a mere employee of the war machine, will be making the rapturous cut. On the other side of the street, more retired AF, a professor, and the father of a gaggle of teenagers, none qualified, in my opinion. Of course, it&#8217;s not my opinion that counts here.<\/p>\n<p>How many square miles out do I have to go to find a truly virtuous soul? Let he who is without sin book the first passage. If tomorrow we&#8217;re all still here, might the reason be that none were worthy? What&#8217;s the base requirement? To be truly worthy or to merely claim to be? I myself was washed in the blood many years ago, but in the meanwhile, dipped in shit.<\/p>\n<p>How far away does the mower live? I&#8217;ll be paying attention to that direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overcast, not too warm yet. OK, let&#8217;s see some neighbors casting off their earthly husks and joining the celestial flight. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ken-beck.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}